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Jun 18

edgarallanpoultry:

my senior quote is “I set fire to the rain.” but i didn’t want people judging me so i wrote it in latin “adurussi pluviam” and when they asked me for a translation i said that it doesn’t have an accurate translation but that it roughly translates into “to be fueled by the fires of life”

*slow clap*

the judges would also have accepted cesium

lowluh:

Let’s talk about how important commas are!
People are probably going to judge me so hard
Of course, it’s my senior quote. Of all people. Me.
Will John Green show up?

I’d say “let’s be friends”, but I don’t want a roller coaster going up me.

lowluh:

Let’s talk about how important commas are!

People are probably going to judge me so hard

Of course, it’s my senior quote. Of all people. Me.

Will John Green show up?

I’d say “let’s be friends”, but I don’t want a roller coaster going up me.

Jun 16

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS WHY

Flesh scorches slightly between the hot boards as she says implacably: “You know why. We’ve done this every week for nine years. If the Master has a visitor this week, I want to be able to say truthfully, ‘Thank the Lord I’ve had the napkins freshly pressed.’”

Jun 13

“The Bearshevik Revolution” by Ian Leino. I want this T-shirt so bad! 

The Bearshevik Revolution” by Ian Leino. I want this T-shirt so bad! 

Islamic Philosophy, Theology, Mysticism: A Short Introduction

readabookson:

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Wolven, you might be interested in following this tumblr.

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oh-libertine:

My friend’s dad used to work on Kim Possible and one time we went with him to work and I remembered how a classmate of mine had asked me once why Bonnie’s boobs were round and Kim’s were pointy so I asked my friend and her dad walked in and my friend immediately spun the question on him and I was like no wait stop but without even blinking he just said ‘because Kim’s are real’

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I know that, you incomprehensible gibbon. I wouldn’t do this because:
A soda fountain is a machine which cannot understand my request.
If I’m going to eat ice cream, it will be, by God and Gollywampus, chocolate and not merely chocolate-flavored.
There are a lot of colloidal dispersions I don’t wish to eat. Asking a minimum-tipped-wage employee for “a triple, chocolate-flavored colloidal dispersion” is asking for trouble—or perhaps just a swift kick to the tits.
Thank you very much, The Golden Book of Chemistry Experiments, but please stick to showing me how to make my basement asplode.

I know that, you incomprehensible gibbon. I wouldn’t do this because:

  1. A soda fountain is a machine which cannot understand my request.
  2. If I’m going to eat ice cream, it will be, by God and Gollywampus, chocolate and not merely chocolate-flavored.
  3. There are a lot of colloidal dispersions I don’t wish to eat. Asking a minimum-tipped-wage employee for “a triple, chocolate-flavored colloidal dispersion” is asking for trouble—or perhaps just a swift kick to the tits.

Thank you very much, The Golden Book of Chemistry Experimentsbut please stick to showing me how to make my basement asplode.

Jun 11

heycuddleme:

vodkacupcakes:

eatsleepsurf:

This is my Nanna and Pa in about 1967, they met when my nanna was 15 and my pa was 16 at a music festival, and strangely enough they were both wearing the exact same colored clothes. I’m not exactly sure what happened after that, but I do know that after about a month of being together, my Pa gave my nanna a friendship/love ring, imprinted on it “Janis Brown-Neaves* IWLF” *my nannas name, what did IWLF stand for? ‘It Will Last Forever’. There love did last forever, my nanna passed away on the 9th of March 2013, after battling cancer for 14 years. When she was diagnosed with breast cancer in 1999 and after her first chemo lost all her hair, my Pa shaved all his hair off. He attended every single doctor/hospital appointment, besides two where he couldn’t. He cooked for her and looked after her all though her 14 years with cancer. 5 days before she passed, she got told she only had two weeks left. My pa didn’t attend the doctor appointment where she got told the tragic news as he was getting a cat scan, so he got told the news when he arrived at the hospital. As soon as he heard, he held my nannas hand, looked into her eyes and kissed her. That might seem insignificant, but my nanna and pa had only ever pecked when they kissed each other, but this was a full on kiss. From what my aunty who saw it told me- it was magical, just like a fairy tale. My pa did not leave her side once, he didn’t sleep, barely ate, he stuck by her side holding her hand even when she got to the stage where she couldn’t talk or open her eyes. She wore her friendship/love ring from my Pa every day of her life, and passed away wearing it. Out of all of the love stories I’ve heard about, my Nanna and Pas story is by far my favourite.

Oh my god i’m crying

now its my favorite too

this is so tragic: they had kids, she was dying of cancer, and five days before she died was the first time he really kissed her.

heycuddleme:

vodkacupcakes:

eatsleepsurf:

This is my Nanna and Pa in about 1967, they met when my nanna was 15 and my pa was 16 at a music festival, and strangely enough they were both wearing the exact same colored clothes. I’m not exactly sure what happened after that, but I do know that after about a month of being together, my Pa gave my nanna a friendship/love ring, imprinted on it “Janis Brown-Neaves* IWLF” *my nannas name, what did IWLF stand for? ‘It Will Last Forever’. There love did last forever, my nanna passed away on the 9th of March 2013, after battling cancer for 14 years. When she was diagnosed with breast cancer in 1999 and after her first chemo lost all her hair, my Pa shaved all his hair off. He attended every single doctor/hospital appointment, besides two where he couldn’t. He cooked for her and looked after her all though her 14 years with cancer. 5 days before she passed, she got told she only had two weeks left. My pa didn’t attend the doctor appointment where she got told the tragic news as he was getting a cat scan, so he got told the news when he arrived at the hospital. As soon as he heard, he held my nannas hand, looked into her eyes and kissed her. That might seem insignificant, but my nanna and pa had only ever pecked when they kissed each other, but this was a full on kiss. From what my aunty who saw it told me- it was magical, just like a fairy tale. My pa did not leave her side once, he didn’t sleep, barely ate, he stuck by her side holding her hand even when she got to the stage where she couldn’t talk or open her eyes. She wore her friendship/love ring from my Pa every day of her life, and passed away wearing it. Out of all of the love stories I’ve heard about, my Nanna and Pas story is by far my favourite.

Oh my god i’m crying

now its my favorite too

this is so tragic: they had kids, she was dying of cancer, and five days before she died was the first time he really kissed her.

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Jun 10

YOU HAVE BROUGHT HONOR TO US ALL

YOU HAVE BROUGHT HONOR TO US ALL

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