- 11th September
- 11th July
If anyone feels like filking “A Lonely Jew
on Christmas at Hogwarts”, I wanna hear it.
- 16th December
- 11th October
harry and ginny awkwardly trying to broach the conversation over tea one day, both of them being giant dorks and eventually vaguely telling each other they’re poly (“I want to see other people but I want to see you too still” “you mean like us date each other right” “er yes, three of us” “yes that sounds lovely”)
harry says he’s been thinking about another person and ginny admitting she’s been too, just as much as harry
and they both blurt “it’s luna” at the same time
they pause awkwardly and then burst out laughing and invite luna over for dinner the next night and try to suavely court the genderfluid witch but harry ends up baffled and intrigued by her warning about butter rolls and the creatures they attract and ginny’s just off to the side like “i’m never gonna get anything fuckin’ accomplished quickly with these two”
This is the first time ever that i have wanted to write Potterverse fic. :|
- 8th October
- 28th August
Book 2, Harry Potter and the Church of Scientology.
Let’s split up. Heads you take the basilisk and I take the Scientologists, tails I get the basilisk and you do the Scientologists. Deal?
Oh bloody hell, it was heads. Um… best two out of three, mate?
- 23rd July
- 23rd May
- 29th March
Bellatrix Lestrange and I’m in Azkaban
Bellatrix Lestrange and Still in Azkaban
Bellatrix Lestrange and Get Me Out Of Azkaban
Bellatrix Lestrange and My Name Is Mentioned But I’m STILL IN AZKABAN
Bellatrix Lestrange and Phew Out Of Azkaban
Bellatrix Lestrange and I’m In Like One Chapter Fuck This
Bellatrix Lestrange and CRAZY PSYCHOBITCH TORTURES INNOCENT TEENAGE GIRLS and Oh I Die in This
- 4th January